Caught a Redneck in a casting net!

Man…. I was cathing bait with my casting net. I went to cast and caught up on my trolling motor and I fell into it as I was spinning to throw it, and fell in the water! My buddy Jimmy is laughing at me worried that the trolling motor is going to hit me! So then the next thing that happens is I’m wringing out my britches and shirt. Then lay em over my seat to air out and I start to idle off and my hat blows in! Then I turn around and my brithes blow in! We circle around to Indiana Jones em out of the water and just miss em we try 3 times and missed! Then I come by and miss again and my boat churns the water and makes em go under…. So I had to go get more pants at Wally world so my white ass legs don’t burn! Man what the Frick!